Sunday, December 12, 2004
Saturday, December 11, 2004
Action Stations
The hour cometh. There is excitement in the Troubadour house today because we are playing host to my girlfriend's parents. We are all rushing around like headless chickens who have also, by a double stroke of bad luck, dropped their compasses. Cushions are plumbed, carpets are hoovered, dust is wiped and blown and sucked. In a typical example of family brilliance we have also decided that now would be the perfect juncture to put up the Christmas decorations so we are soon to be knee deep in tinsel. Oh joy of joys, deck the halls with tacky glitter,
The menu for tonight has also taken hours of deliberation and disagreement. Blood has been spilt amidst the herbs and melted butter but finally we have a winner. Chicken in an Orange Mascarpone sauce with stuffed peppers and pesto mash. And for desert? Oh beautiful, wonderful divine providence that has brought us to this moment - Individual Banoffe Puddings. I am literally drowning in saliva at the very prospect.
I shall leave you with that image.
Thursday, December 09, 2004
Christmas List
I'm having one of those days. Decided to comfort myself by writing a Christmas list, complete with handy links to the relevant websites. I'm nothing if not systematic when it comes to matters of commercialism.
DVDs
1. Red vs. Blue DVDs – Seasons One & Two
http://www.redvsblue.com/estore_dvds.shtml
2. Napoleon Dynamite DVD
http://www.playusa.com/playusa.asp?page=title&r=R1&title=502490
3. Seinfeld DVD Box Set
http://www.playusa.com/playusa.asp?page=title&r=R1&title=502490
4. Bill Bailey – Part Troll DVD
http://www.playusa.com/playusa.asp?page=title&r=R1&title=502490
5. Adam & Joe Show DVD
http://play.com/play247.asp?page=title&r=R2&title=157836
CDs
Juliet Turner – Season of the Hurricane
Rosie Brown – Clocks and Clouds
Ani DiFranco – Little
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000063586/qid=1102600579/ref=pd_ka_1/202-2209844-4915866
Books
Ultimate X-Men: Volume 2 (Hardcover)
Ultimate Spiderman: Volume 2 (Hardcover)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0785110615/ref=pd_sim_b_dp_3/202-2209844-4915866
Hey Nostradamus!, Eleanor Rigby, Life After God –
GAMES
Prince of
http://play.com/play247.asp?pa=mchp&page=title&r=XBOX&title=174273
Burnout 3: Takedown
http://play.com/play247.asp?searchtype=XBOX&searchstring=Burnout+3&page=search&Go.x=0&Go.y=0
AND Finally …
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/POKHOLVAR.htm
Inflatable Sumo Suit
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/SUMSUI.htm
(Not Really)
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
A little about me
Anyway, about me. I have been writing for as long as I can remember which on a good day is several weeks ago. I once won a Mars Bar for a model I'd made from a vegetable. I don't like fish. I have a problem shaving, there's this little bit under my chin I can never get. People think it's a 'soul patch', I have no idea what they are talking about. I enjoy erudite and witty conversation, I wish I lived in one of those brilliant film noirs where every exchange is delivered with sexually-charged panache, machine-gun fire banter as sharp as a new pin. Clowns freak the hell out of me. I'm constantly amazed at the capacity of the human heart (metaphorically not physically). I recently discovered I could roll my tongue which was a relief because, genetically speaking, it means I'm not adopted. Not that I was that worried, from my Dad I got my sense of humour, from my mother my vulnerability. Neither of them saw fit to bestow upon me their fantastic organisational skills. I can juggle though, not that it's a direct substitute or anything. I'll stop now.